ABOUT HEY, HORNY TOAD!

It started in an empty field.

An edited childhood photograph of a boy smiling and holding a small horned lizard.

I grew up in Midland, Texas—the heart of horny toad country!

We lived on the west side of town, near the edge, with vacant land just across the street. I spent much of my childhood in that field, among the little mesquite bushes and grasses, looking for… horny toads.

I especially liked the tiny ones. Sometimes I’d catch one and keep it in an old coffee can for a day or two. But I knew they liked ants, and my mother didn’t want ants in the house. So back outside they went.

Maybe it was my easy nature, but I never had one squirt blood from its eyes at me. Some of the bigger ones would flatten out, though. I took that as my cue to let them go.

That fondness never really went away. I created this website to share what makes these little lizards interesting, for people who remember finding them and kids who haven’t met one yet.

These days, the best way to enjoy a wild horny toad is to leave it where it lives. A few tips for finding one.

Cover of Hey, Horny Toad! — Torito’s Big Adventure by D.R. Evatt, featuring Torito, Hopper the grasshopper, and Bella the butterfly.

MEET TORITO

A little toad.
A big adventure.

Hey, Horny Toad!
Torito’s Big Adventure

By D.R. Evatt · Duo Lepores Press

What’s on the other side of the big rock? Torito is determined to find out! Follow a curious little horny toad as he meets new friends, remembers Mom’s hiding trick, and finds his way home before dark.

A portion of the proceeds from book sales will be donated to Fort Worth Zoo. Book sales also help support this website.

Coming soon in paperback and Kindle.

A LITTLE HELP FOR THE REAL ONES

Where a donation can help.

Hey, Horny Toad! is an independent, personally funded educational project. The website is free to explore and also features books by its creator, D.R. Evatt.

Should you want to make a donation, these are my suggestions. Each link takes you directly to the organization; this website doesn’t collect donations. You can give directly through the links below. Separately, a portion of the proceeds from our book sales will be donated to Fort Worth Zoo.

A cartoon horny toad in a brown jacket turning out its empty pockets.

Texas Parks and Wildlife Foundation

For the wild places as well as the animals. The foundation supports conservation of Texas lands, waters, and wildlife. Its work reaches beyond horned lizards.

Visit the foundation & give

Fort Worth Zoo

The zoo breeds Texas horned lizards and works with Texas Parks and Wildlife and other partners to return them to the wild. I visited this zoo as a child, so it holds a special place in my heart.

Give through Fort Worth Zoo

San Antonio Zoo

Its Texas Horned Lizard Reintroduction Project works with landowners to return zoo-hatched lizards to suitable habitat. The zoo’s guide asks donors to select “Texas Horned Lizard” when choosing where their gift goes.

Give through San Antonio Zoo

Independent suggestions, not sponsorships. Organization names and logos belong to their owners. About the zoo’s project · Donation guidance (PDF).

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